When Will Trump Be Indicted for These Crimes?

TODAY, DONALD TRUMP became the first former president of the United States to be indicted in America’s 247-year history. This is a monstrous injustice.

Why? Because, obviously, he should have long ago been charged and convicted on hundreds of other occasions. Yes, these misdeeds technically aren’t “crimes,” at least if you’re limiting yourself to the “words” written in “the law.” But it definitely feels like they should be illegal.

Here, I’m not talking about the standard felonies committed by every U.S. president, i.e., stealing billions of dollars of our money and pouring it into the pockets of America’s billionaires; presiding over our national gulag; and converting numberless foreigners into scraps of wet, red flesh. Trump did all that and more, but you can’t blame him for it — that would be like getting mad at someone working at Chipotle for making burritos. He was just doing the job.intercept cancer sweatshirt

Rather, these are offenses specific to Trump himself. Let’s take a look at this list and fruitlessly fulminate about it for the rest of our lives.