Farewell, 2022. Your memes are now consigned to the great digital dustbin in the cloud. Goodbye, the Liz Truss lettuce. Laters, the cat who invaded Vinicius Jr’s World Cup press conference and then got yeeted off the table. Sayonara, anything about The Queue.
It’s 2023, and the market has changed completely. Memes futures trading is very, very hot and there are a few areas where far-sighted investors will likely find healthy returns this year.
Make sure you’ve got some stock tied up in King Charles’ coronation on 6 May – that’s one of the safest investments anyone’s likely to make this year. Enforced solemnity plus hundreds of world leaders to the power of an old man going through an incredibly mysterious and arcane ritual? That’s meme paydirt.
And in another reflection of 2022 coming up this year, the Women’s World Cup kicks off in July. Major tournaments always come with a side-order of good memes.
After a year of manic political chicanery in the UK there’s little chance of things being quite so mad again, but if Rishi Sunak’s poll numbers stay underwater as the year wears on there’s a genuine threat that the Tory party’s king-across-the-water Boris Johnson could ditch that plough in his Uxbridge constituency he went back to in July and have another go as Prime Minister. banker meme
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