If you’re anything like me, you’ve got a serious case of dating app fatigue.
You’re tired of swiping endlessly, going on boring dates with people who look nothing like their profile pictures, or worse, have got a personality of a wet blanket. Seriously, there’s only so many times I can ask whether you have any pets, or how many brothers or sisters you’ve got. Give a girl something to work with!
So believe me when I say I am so up for meeting people in real life. Love the idea of it. Makes me feel like I’ve stepped back in time to the good ol’ days. But gents, and I cannot stress enough, there is one place you must never try and pick a girl up.
Let me set the scene for you … earlier this week I was walking around Kmart in search of a jaffle maker. (I know, I know, exciting stuff. But seriously, jaffles – so good). As happens in Kmart, I got distracted and ended up doing hot laps around the shop.
I started to notice I was bumping into the same guy along every aisle. When I was sniffing candles, so was he. When I moved to cushions, he appeared. creepy high heel crocs
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